Theo Turner





Occupation:College Student

My Favourite


Telly:Dragons Den (For the Epic fails. Cucumber holders, seriously?!)

Song:‘The Vulture’ by Labi Siffre

Book:FHM… For the grooming tips... ;)

Quote:“The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education” – Albert Einstein

Food:Chippies, with a lovely cup of Ballbags Tea

Person:Chezza Cole, the gorgeous Queen of Tyneside! Mmm! Delicious

About Me

First things first; I love the ladies, and the ladies love me! Only joking. They do though. For real.

My family moved up to the Toon a couple of years back from Doncaster, the city of dreams. We haven’t looked back yet, but I do still miss my mates from down there.

I only go to Sixth Form because it would be a worse place without me. I play footy for the college team where I excel with minimal effort.

That’s all I care to mention at this point.
Peace and Love.